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* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes for their own purposes.
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%% $FreeBSD$
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%% From The War Against The Chtorr,
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%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved,
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%% used with permission of the author.
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%%
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%%© This is the copyright line.
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%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign.
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%% These verses are caroled
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%% by one David Gerrold.
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%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. *
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%%
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A limerick of classic proportion
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should have meter and rhyme and a portion
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of humor quite lewd,
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and a frightfully crude,
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impossible sexual contortion.
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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A limerick is best when it's lewd,
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gross, titillating and crude --
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but this one is clean,
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unless you are seen
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reading it aloud in the nude.
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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%
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I wanted to print here a medley
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of limericks so gross they were deadly,
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but when the typesetter tried
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to set them, he died;
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(not to mention my editor, Smedly.)
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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%
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I have written some limericks quite fateful,
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malicious and vicious and hateful;
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but I've torn up the jokes
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that will sicken most folks,
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and humanity ought to be grateful.
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From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
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rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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